Category CADS Blog
Joke of the day–I’ve shot my wife
Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999. Paddy says: “It’s my wife, I’ve accidentally shot her. I’ve killed her.” Operator: “Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?” CLICK!…
Joke of the day-the dog leg
CADS Golf Day 2011
The CADS golf day. John Donnelly wins and has to move out of his house for one year to make room for the trophy.
Joke of the day—Scottish referendum voting card
Thanks to John Donnelley
Britsoc Burns Night Ceilidh – Saturday, January 28th
It was a freezing cold night in January. What better way to warm up a cold, dark, dank night at the end of January than in the company of a Dutchman playing bagpipes and various part-time Scotsmen wearing kilts, and no…
Joke of the day—Circus Dwarf Couple are expecting a baby
A dwarf couple, who work in a circus, are expecting a baby. They go to the doctors for a checkup. The doctor says, “Everything is fine. But do tell me, do you want a boy or a girl? The male…
Suggestion for fixing the UK’s economy—Patriotic Retirement Plan
Dear Mr. Cameron, Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK ‘s economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You…
A very cool, 100th year anniversary lecture on Antarctica
Captain Oates. “I’m just going out to CADS January lunch. I may be away some time.” The January CADS lunch marked the 100 year anniversary of an event that has become a symbol of human endeavour, bravery in the face…
