Golf: A good walk ruined
“Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.”
Normal people would have cancelled, but CADS golf is an all weather sport. As most of you have the attention span of a small carrot, I will cut to the chase. Despite dropping his ball in the surrounding lakes more times than a Coot’s bottom, Mike Waters won—again. His prize was the Inder Cup. A generously proportioned monument to golf, this is his second attempt at explaining to his wife why they have to move out of the house for a year to ‘house’ its gigantic body. What follows is a marvellous speech by our current chairman Willem Hein Hogerzeil.