Joke of the day

Joke of the day – the sermon

Ronald Reagan once regaled a group with a story about the best sermon he had ever heard. He was a boy in Dixon, Illinois, attending church on what must have been the hottest day of the year. Reagan said: Eggs could have been fried on the steps of the Civil War...

Joke of the day–I’ve shot my wife

Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999. Paddy says: “It’s my wife, I’ve accidentally shot her. I’ve killed her.” Operator: “Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?”...