Joke of the day – the sermon

Ronald Reagan once regaled a group with a story about the best sermon he had ever heard. He was a boy in Dixon, Illinois, attending church on what must have […]

Joke of the day–I’ve shot my wife

Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999. Paddy says: “It’s my wife, I’ve accidentally shot her. I’ve killed her.” Operator: “Please calm down sir. […]