Joke of the day

It’s speaking British that kills you

It’s speaking British that kills you

Love this Japanese Doctor! Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you...

Joke of the day—B&Q Job Application

B & Q JOB APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q in Tunbridge Wells They hired him because he was so funny….. This is a genuine application form for a position at B&Q. Wouldn’t you just love...

Joke of the day for all you sensitive men

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey . As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, ‘Well, bugger me, someone’s...