by Mike | Feb 5, 2012 | CADS Blog, Joke of the day
Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999. Paddy says: “It’s my wife, I’ve accidentally shot her. I’ve killed her.” Operator: “Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?”...
by Mike | Feb 3, 2012 | CADS Blog, Cartoons, Joke of the day
by Mike | Feb 3, 2012 | Events Blog, CADS Blog
The CADS golf day. John Donnelly wins and has to move out of his house for one year to make room for the trophy.
by Mike | Feb 2, 2012 | CADS Blog, Joke of the day
Thanks to John Donnelley
by Mike | Jan 31, 2012 | CADS Blog, Events Blog
It was a freezing cold night in January. What better way to warm up a cold, dark, dank night at the end of January than in the company of a Dutchman playing bagpipes and various part-time Scotsmen wearing kilts, and no undies, stabbing a haggis with a lethal sword?...
by Mike | Jan 30, 2012 | CADS Blog, Joke of the day
A dwarf couple, who work in a circus, are expecting a baby.They go to the doctors for a checkup.The doctor says, “Everything is fine. But do tell me, do you want a boy or a girl?The male dwarf says, “We don’t really give a flying trapeze to be honest...